Eugénie Servières, French
“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1706
MASTERPIECE #1705
Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss
“Right Now I’m Offering Zero Down With No Interest For the First Six Months. Or We Can Talk About Getting You Into a Lease,” 1822
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1704
Louis-François Cassas, French
“Of Course I’d Love to Live Here Forever, But ‘His Majesty’ Wants to Flip It and Downsize to a Condo,” 1822
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #1703
Eugénie Servières, French
“No Honey, I Can’t Watch the Kids. I’ve Got 2 Inquisitions, Hernando de Soto’s Performance Review, and a Codpiece Fitting,” 1822
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1702
Joseph Denis Odevaere, Flemish
Brochure for the Law Offices of Westingham, Morris & Some Dead Guy, LLC, 1805
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1701
Johannes Jelgerhuis, Dutch
“I’m Sorry, Sir. I’m Afraid I’ve Never Heard of a Book Called “Eat, Pray, Love.” Are You SURE It’s By Dickens?,” 1820
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1700
Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German
“Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1698
Jean-Baptiste Regnault, French
Not What Aphrodite Had in Mind When Paris Said He Was Getting Her Something From the Apple Store, 1820
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1697
Carl Frederik von Breda, Swedish
Charlotte, Suddenly Sensing Her Date’s Getting Annoyed That She’s Been Doing All the Talking, 1811
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1696
François Gérard, French
Family Reacting to God’s Epic Fart, 1819
Oil on canvas