MASTERPIECE #1787 Hendrik Frans Schaefels, Belgian “Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? If We Start a Family Now, Our Child Will Graduate From Rehab the Same Year as Kylie Jenner’s Kid,” 1863 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1786 C.A. Ekman, Finnish “Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys,” 1854 Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1785 William Powell Frith, English The Artist, Wondering If Maybe His Story About Seeing Monet At His Gym Wasn’t As Fascinating As He Thought It Was, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1783 Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1782 Artist UnknownAustria’s Franz Joseph I After Eight Weeks on Jenny Craig, ca. 1849 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1781 Thomas Baines, English “Honey, Don’t You Think You Should Put a Top On? The Photographer From National Geographic Is Going To Be Here Any Minute,” 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1780 Paul Delaroche, French When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1779 Carl Steffeck, German “Now Hold On a Second. I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor,” 1848 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1778 Georg Wachter, German “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 127), 1845 Oil on metal