Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, German-American
King Henry VIII Pulling a Harvey Weinstein, 1846
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1798
MASTERPIECE #1797
John Linnell, British
“Don’t Do It, Jesus. I’m Telling You, the Water Isn’t Deep Enough For a Backflip,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1796
Carl Rudolf Huber, Austrian
Later, Jim Would Recall the Stable Hand Shouting Something About Not Making Direct Eye Contact, Just Before Everything Went Black, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1795
Adolf von Schallberg, Austrian
“Sorry, Adolf. I Didn’t Notice This Pile of Dirty Laundry Behind Me Until Just Now. Plus I’m Standing Weird. Can We Please Start Over?”, 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1794
Jules Breton, French
“Yeah, It’s Not a Great Job, But There’s Not a Whole Lot Else You Can Do With an Applied Peasantry Degree,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1793
Elisabeth Jerichau-Baumann, Danish
“Oh, There Actually IS Something Here in the Manual, Honey. It Says ‘Tip #4: When Standing on Ladder, Try Not To Fall Off,'” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1792
Walter Crane, British
“Yo Babe, Why the Attitude? Your Tinder Profile Says You Love Picnics and Guys Who Can Pull Off Knee-High Boots,” 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1791
Artist Unknown
Waiter Trying to Remember Which of His Tables Asked For These Extra Napkins, 1863
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1790
Rafael Flores, Mexican
I’m Not Saying It’s Bad, Son, But For Now Maybe You Should Just Stick With the Messiah Thing,” 1857
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1788
Edmund Leighton, British
“Okay, There — You’re a Knight. Now I Suggest You Get Up Before Trump Sees You Kneeling,” 1901
Oil on canvas