MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1817 John Phillip, Scottish “Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1816 Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian “Oh, What the Hell. Let’s Have Another Round. We’re All Ubering Anyway,”Before 1901 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1815 Jehan Georges Vibert, French Wondering If It’s a Faux Pas To Wear Pumpkin After Halloween, Before 1870 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1814 Bartolome Esteban Murillo, Spanish Jesus (Right) and John the Baptist, Who’s Going As Jesus For Halloween, 1655 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1813 João Zeferino da Costa, Brazilian God Yelling at Moses For Printing the Commandments in Comic Sans, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1812 Philip Hermogenes Calderon, British Satan Working Children’s Parties Before Landing the Underworld Gig, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1811 MartÃn Tovar y Tovar, Venezuelan “Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 312),” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1810 Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian Bill Clinton, Making Good Use of His New Nursing Degree, 1870 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1809 Carolus-Duran, French Portrait of a Restaurant Health Code Violation, 1870 Oil on canvas