A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) John Charles Maggs, British “The Fast and the Furious 8: The Early Years,” 1887 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2011) Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French Legendary Colonial Folk Duo, Patrick Henry & Garfunkel, 1817 Graphite
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2016) Domenico Ghirlandaio, Italian Santa Claus, Wondering if He Can Claim the Elves as Dependents, 1480 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1853 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “I Am Truly Humbled By This Reception, Your Majesty. But You Do Realize I’m Just Here to Install Your Cable, Right?,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1852 Harry Roseland, AmericanCharles Couldn’t Decide What To Give Mildred For Christmas: Another Diamond Necklace, Or That Divorce She’d Been Dropping Hints About?, 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1851 Artist Unknown “Yeah? And Why Do You Think Rudolph’s Nose Is So Bright In the First Place? I’m Telling You — He’s Illuminati.” Late 19th century Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1850 Hubert von Herkomer, German-British Cattle Call For “Whistler’s Mother: The Musical!,” 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1849 Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”â„¢, 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1846 Eugène Romain Thirion, French “Joan of Arc, God Has Chosen You To Lead the Armies of France Against the English. No Offense, But the Truth Is We Needed a Diversity Hire,” 1876 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1845 Édouard Manet, French “Sorry, Sweetheart. They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore. How’s Your Standing Broad Jump?,” 1874 Oil on canvas