Berthold Woltze, German
Chloe Was Faced With a Quandary: Did She Go With the Classic “Sorry, I’ve Got a Boyfriend,” or Skip Right To the Pepper Spray?, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1828
MASTERPIECE #1827
Pieter Aertsen, Flemish
Woman Flipping the Bird Behind Husband’s Back, 1550
Oil on oak
MASTERPIECE #1826
Francisco de Goya, Spanish
Yo, Painter Guy! What’d I Just Say? Get Off Your Ass and Clean Up Cookie’s Boom-Boom,” 1795
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1825
Francois-Andre Vincent, French
Alexander the Great Judging “The Entire Known Western World’s Next Top Model,” 1789
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1824
Johann Peter Hasenclever, German
Brad’s Once-Promising Legal Career Was Hampered By His Tendency To Get Aroused By Public Speaking, 1840
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1823
Aleksander Gierymski, Polish
Qualifying Round For 1st Annual Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship (Eastern European Bracket), 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1822
Rudolf Karl Gottfried Geissler, German
“You Children Don’t Know How Good You Have It. When I Was Your Age, We Had No Cars, No Modern Medicine, and Tweets Could Only Be 140 Characters Long,” 1866
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #1821
Adolf Reich, Austrian
“…and You Can See What I Did Here With the Shorter Brush Strokes…Um, Mr. Weinstein?…Excuse Me, Mr. Weinstein?…,” Before 1963
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1820
Louise Abbéma, French
One Concussion Later, Henry Had Learned That It’s Best Not To Talk During Eleanor’s Backswing, 1872
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1819
David Bles, Dutch
The Answer To The Question: What If An Entire Family Had ADD?, 1869
Oil on oak panel