Anthoni Schoonjans, Southern Netherlandish
It Was the Night Before His “Shark Tank” Appearance, and Leonardo da Vinci Still Couldn’t Decide Whether To Pitch His Flying Machine or His Air Fryer, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3515
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2856 (1/5/22)
 Félix Vallotton, French-Swiss
When She Heard the Footsteps Stop Behind Her, Gladys Instantly Knew That These Library Books Weren’t the Only Things Getting Checked Out Today, 1915
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3514
Thomas Sully, American
“Oh Hey, I Was Wondering Where You Disappeared To. Please Tell Me You Didn’t Just Give My Paperweight To That Douche George Washington,” 1809
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3513
Thomas Sully, American
“Well Well, It’s About Time You Showed Up. Please Tell Me You Found a Paperweight,” ca. 1820
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3512
Hugo Kotschenreiter, German
Tom and Melinda Found This Kind of Foreplay Incredibly Hot. Though That Might Have Something To Do With Their Proximity To the Forge, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3511
Jules Girardet, French
The Ankle Flash Was Just a Teaser. If Gustave Wanted To See Some Toe, He’d Have To Go To Her OnlyFans Page, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1296 (9/10/15)
Vasily Maximov, Russian
Jennifer, Insisting on Wearing the Good Tablecloth to Prom, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3510
Jan Daemen Cool, Dutch
Doctor Cornelis van der Heijde and His Wife, Who Just Got the Results of Her Latest Pregnancy Test, 1639
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3509
J.A.G. Acke, Swedish
“Of Course You Can Get a Selfie With Me, Young Man. Would You Prefer a Painting, Tapestry, or Statue?,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #3508
William Powell Frith, English
Of Course Carolyn Was Nervous. It Was Her First Day As Junior VP of Wraps and Shawls and She Didn’t Want To Blow It. Or She’d Be Looking at Two More Years As Assistant Director of Underpants, 1856
Oil on canvas