Eugene de Blaas, Italian “They Say Meghan’s Asking For an Annulment. Turns Out the Whole Thing Was Just a Publicity Stunt for the DVD Release of ‘Suits’,” 1897
Eugenio Lucas Villamil, Spanish “Begging Your Pardon, Lady Chatsworth, But May I Inquire As To Whether You Have a Date For Prince Harry’s Wedding? Some Friends and I Are Renting One of Those Limos With a Hot Tub in the Back. Swimsuits Optional,” 1894
Heinrich Had Used That Old Ploy of “Forgetting” the Painting You’re Working on at the Other Person’s Place So You Have an Excuse To Come Over Again, But Now It Had Been a Week. Where WAS He?, 1894