Hermann Grimm, German
(Mom, From Other Room): “Kids! I Don’t Want You Just Sitting in Front of That Painting All Day. Now Go Outside and Play!,” 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1968
MASTERPIECE #1967
Natale Attanasio, Italian
“Oh My God. Are You Serious? I Didn’t Even Know You COULD Get Pregnant Just From Waltzing,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1966
Émile Friant, French
“Yes, We Could Keep Sailing Around Endlessly in This Boat. Orrrr…You Could Go Back To Acting, Mr. Day-Lewis. Just a Thought,” 1895
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1965
Théophile Emmanuel Duverger, French
“It’s Okay, Girls. But I Think We’ve All Learned a Lesson About Name-Calling Today. Where Did You Ever Hear of a Word Like ‘Feckless’ Anyway?,” Before 1886
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1964
Pierre Jean van der Ouderaa, Belgian
Sir John of Cusackshire in “Sayeth Anything,” 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1963
William Russell Birch, English
Hollywood Residents Walking Amid What’s Left of Roseanne’s Career, 1792
Hand-colored etching
MASTERPIECE #1962
Marcel Rieder, French
“Okay, I Don’t Know Which of You It Was That Whistled, But Just Because I’m Wearing This Doesn’t Mean You Can Treat Me Like a Sex Object,” 1895
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1961
Albert Neuhuys, Dutch
“So. Am I To Assume From Your Mood That Your Boss Said No To Six Months Paid Paternity Leave?,” 1895
Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1960
Fernand Khnopff, Belgian
Woman Making Good on Her Boast: “I Could Pose For a Belgian Symbolist Painter With One Arm Tied Behind My Back!,” 1887
Oil paint, canvas, marouflage
MASTERPIECE #1959
Pekka Halonen, Finnish
Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894
Oil on canvas