MASTERPIECE #2091 Frederic George Stephens, English “But Prithee, WHY Won’t You Marry Me, My Dearest? Is It Because I’m But a Lowly Woodcutter, Or Did I Lose You With the Unitard?,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2089 James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American Whistler’s Mother’s No-Good New Boyfriend Mitch, Who Just Stole Her Chair When She Went To the Bathroom, 1872-73 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2088 Lowes Cato Dickinson, English Famed 19th-Century Jurist, the Honorable Alfred J. Coemoveurre, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2087 John Bagnold Burgess, English “Yes, They’re Cute, Sir. Just Don’t Let Them Crap in the Salad Again, Please,” Before 1897 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2085 Mary Cassatt, Chilean-AmericanWhat REALLY Killed the Sport of Bullfighting, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2084 Henry Stacy Marks, English “Yo, My Liege, I’m Just Sayin’. If His Highness Wanted a Ranch Style, It Would’ve Been Nice If He’d Told Us Earlier,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2083 Anthony Frederick Sandys, EnglishLady Gaga’s First Communion Photo, 1887 Colored chalks on pale blue paper
MASTERPIECE #2082 John William Waterhouse, English That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2081 Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in “Bridesmaids,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2080 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, FrenchMichelle Couldn’t Help But Wonder Whether She’d Get Better Results If She Painted With a Brush Instead of Her Mandolin, ca. 1865-73 Oil on canvas