Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“What — You Thought You Could Poke Holes in My Water Buckets Again and I Wouldn’t Notice? Let’s Go, Skank! Right Now!,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2101
MASTERPIECE #2100
Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French
Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2099
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Hey Beautiful, I Think You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fan, Because You Are Lookin’ Hot To-NIGHT!,” 1889
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2098
William Holyoake, English
Suzanne’s Heart Skipped a Beat When Ronald Caught Her Eye, But Unfortunately, the Stupid Monocle Was a Dealbreaker, ca. 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2097
John William Waterhouse, English
Nero Taking a Break From Fiddling To Watch CNN’s Coverage of the Big Fire, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2096
John Atkinson Grimshaw, English
Cover of the New Best-Selling Book, “Better Gardening Through Mind Control!,” 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2095
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“You Think If I Shoved Him Over the Wall Right Now He’d Actually Drown, Or Just Take the Hint?,” 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2094
William Powell Frith, English
Randall’s Movie Career Was Derailed By the Fact He Couldn’t Get Through a Single Love Scene Without Looking at the Camera, 1875
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2093
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
Elizabeth Needed 500 Hours of Practice To Get Her Massage Therapist’s License, So She Couldn’t Afford To Be Picky When It Came To Volunteers, ca. 1910
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2092
Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Yes, I Know He’s Totally Hot. But I Have a Rule Against Dating Guys I Meet in Paintings,” 1885
Oil on panel