Georges Seurat, French
A) A Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884
B) Super Bowl Sunday on La Grande Jatte, 1884
Oil on canvas
Albert Lynch, Peruvian
“What, These Flowers? Yeah, Bob Cheated On Me Again. But You Know What They Say: The Third Swedish Nanny’s a Charm,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Luigi Crosio, Italian
“Oh Fine, Just Drop It Already. But Next Time Could You Please Buy a Stamp Like a NORMAL Secret Admirer?,” 1867
Oil on canvas
Victor Marais-Milton, French
Yes, the Girls’ Roommate Mitch Had Come Home Drunk Again. So They Did the Classy Thing and Poured Him a Pot of Hot Coffee, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Pieter de Hooch, Dutch
“Good Timing, Young Lady. You Caught Me on My Cheat Day. Let Me Have Two Boxes of Thin Mints, Three Boxes of Samoas…Actually, You Know What? Why Don’t You Just Have Your Mom Back Her Truck Up To My Door?,” ca. 1663
Oil on canvas
Karl von Blaas, Austrian
Woman Wondering What Exactly She Just Bought For Three Bucks at Harry Potter’s Garage Sale, 1859
Oil on canvas
Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Hey Guys! Remember When We Saw That Fin at the Beach and Thought It Was a Shark? Turns Out It Was Just Miss Raffenberg Snorkeling,” 1831
Oil on copper
Pierre Outin, French
“Would You Please Excuse Us, Little Lady? Your Aunt and I Would Like To Make Like My Oompa-Loompas and Get Busy,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Carolus-Duran, French
“To Be Honest, Hal, I Wouldn’t Bother Too Much With That. I’d Be Shocked If Anyone Even Notices She HAS Arms,” 1883
Oil on canvas