MASTERPIECE #1313 Gunnar Berndtson, Swedish-Finnish Don’t Let Seasonal Allergies Ruin YOUR Daughter’s Special Day. Ask Your Doctor About Zyrtecâ„¢, 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1784 Friedrich Horschelt, German When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2795 Edward John Poynter, English “I See a High of 72 Degrees With a Chance of Rain. That’ll Be 50 Bucks,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2794 Edward Frederick Brewtnall, British In Reality, Aurora’d Been Awake For Months, But the “Sleeping Beauty” Bit Came In Handy For Deterring Dudes Dressed Like This Clown, Date Unkown Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2793 Joseph Edward Southall, English “So Listen, Babe, I Was Going To Invite You Up To My Apartment, But Technically I Don’t Have a Car, So If You Could Give Us Both a Ride There, That’d Be Really Cool,” ca. 1902 Tempera and gesso on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2792 Thomas Faed, Scottish “Wow! What An Exciting Game of Checkers!” (Said No One Ever), 1861 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2791 William Oliver Williams, English “Hey! Enough With the PDA, You Two. Get a Barn!,” Late 19th century Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2790 Michael Frederick Halliday, British “There You Go — 12 Stitches Ought To Do It. But Next Time You Punch Someone, Let Her Take Off Her Glasses First,” 1855 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2789 Walter Dendy Sadler, English As Was Their Habit, Halfway Through Their Day of Fishing, Ned and Josh Took a Break To Do Their Nails, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2788 William Oliver Williams, British Posing Seeductively For Her Instagrain With An Armful of Barley, Maisy Managed a Rye Smile, ca. 1867-82 Oil on canvas