MASTERPIECE #1642 Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian “Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908 Mural
MASTERPIECE #1603 Eugene de Blaas, Italian“Just So You Know, I Hear He’s Into Weird Foot Stuff. But Hey, If That’s Not a Dealbreaker For You…,” 1898 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1582 Jean-Louis Forain, French “Low-Wire Wanda,” Tightrope Walker With a Fear of Heights, 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1569 Il Guercino, Italian “Sorry Kids, We Just Ran Out of Candy — But Here, Take One of These,” 1637 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1559 Eliseu Visconti, Brazilian “I’m Sorry, I Don’t See the Problem. You Said It Was Casual Friday,” 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1540 Otto Brausewetter, German “Not to Interrupt, But Can You Guys Believe the Natural Light They Get in Here?,” 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1523 Emile Claus, Belgian That Bizarre Tinder Date I Was Telling You About (But Hey, At Least He Brought Flowers), 1885 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1400 Gerard ter Borch the Younger, Dutch Portrait of a Woman Who Doesn’t Know What To Do With Her Arms, 1670 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1385 Edmund Blair Leighton, English That Creepy Ribbon Seller With the Hole in the Bottom of His Basket, 1902 Oil on canvas