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MASTERPIECE #1893

Émile Friant, French

“Relax, Ladies! He’s Not Going To Bite. Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks,” 1881

Oil on canvas

Jean-Eugène Buland, French

Weekly Meeting of the Committee For the Avoidance of Eye Contact, 1891

Oil on canvas

Émile Friant, French

Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887

Oil on panel

Hans Heyerdahl, Norwegian

You Had To Give Kristin Credit. That Was Certainly ONE Way To Make Sure People Paid Attention To Her Wedding Toast, 1882

Oil on wood board

Christian Krohg, Norwegian

“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879

Oil on canvas

Edward Poynter, British

Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868

Oil on canvas

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German

Baritone Skipping Barbershop Quartet Rehearsal to Work on His Tan, 1909

Oil on cardboard

Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian

“Oh No — I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday’s Brainwashing For a Wedding,” 1909

Oil on canvas

Emil Zschimmer, German

“Last Warning. I Catch You in My Blueberry Patch Again, I Take a Pinkie,” 1900

Oil on canvas

Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian

“Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908

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