MASTERPIECE #1944 Rafael Frederico, Brazilian Doug Was Confused By His Doctor’s Reaction. Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924 Per Ewert, Swedish “Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1893 Émile Friant, French“Relax, Ladies! He’s Not Going To Bite. Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks,” 1881 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1884 Émile Friant, French Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1858 Christian Krohg, Norwegian“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1801 Edward Poynter, British Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1659 Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German Baritone Skipping Barbershop Quartet Rehearsal to Work on His Tan, 1909 Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1649 Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian “Oh No — I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday’s Brainwashing For a Wedding,” 1909 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1647 Emil Zschimmer, German “Last Warning. I Catch You in My Blueberry Patch Again, I Take a Pinkie,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1642 Carl Johann Peyfuss, Austrian “Greetings, Your Excellency. Shall I Ask Why You’re Wearing Half a Watermelon On Your Head, Or Do I Not Want To Know?,” 1908 Mural