Julio Ruelas, Mexican
Erica Didn’t Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act. She Was Going To Get Them on “America’s Got Talent,” 1897
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1986
Category: Weirdos
MASTERPIECE #1959
Pekka Halonen, Finnish
Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1944
Rafael Frederico, Brazilian
Doug Was Confused By His Doctor’s Reaction. Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1893
Émile Friant, French
“Relax, Ladies! He’s Not Going To Bite. Unless He Wants To Pay An Extra 50 Bucks,” 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1884
Émile Friant, French
Portrait of the Artist Wondering How the F*** You Got in His Apartment, 1887
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1858
Christian Krohg, Norwegian
“I’m Warning You, Butter. Hand Over Your Wallet, Or the Loaf of Bread Gets It,” 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1801
Edward Poynter, British
Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1659
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, German
Baritone Skipping Barbershop Quartet Rehearsal to Work on His Tan, 1909
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1649
Oleksandr Murashko, Ukrainian
“Oh No — I Forgot To Tell Our Cult Leader That I Have To Miss Saturday’s Brainwashing For a Wedding,” 1909
Oil on canvas