James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2155
Category: Weirdos
MASTERPIECE #2140
Leopold Loeffler, Polish-Russian
Though His Family Loved It, Cliff’s Ventriloquist Act Somehow Failed To Find a Larger Audience, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2055
Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish
At First, Artists Found Julie’s Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2050
François-Louis Dejuinne, French
“Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2037
George Luks, American
The Exact Moment Neil Decided It Was Time To Change Chiropractors, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2016
Lord Frederick Leighton, English
The Amazing Jeanine, the World’s Lamest Escape Artist, 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1986
Julio Ruelas, Mexican
Erica Didn’t Care If It Took Another Whole Year to Hone the Act. She Was Going To Get Them on “America’s Got Talent,” 1897
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1959
Pekka Halonen, Finnish
Just in Case They Ever Won the Lottery, the Maxwell Family Spent Two Hours a Day Practicing Looking Stunned, 1894
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1944
Rafael Frederico, Brazilian
Doug Was Confused By His Doctor’s Reaction. Was This NOT How One Dressed For an Eye Exam?, 1893
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1924
Per Ewert, Swedish
“Hey, Want To Make a Quick 50 Bucks? That’s My Ex Walking This Way. When She Gets Right Next To Us, I Want You To Jump Up and Start Making Out With Me. Deal?,” 1892
Oil on canvas