Edward Burne-Jones, British
“Just Stay Perfectly Still, Honey, and I Think We’ll Be Okay. Whatever You Do, Do NOT Make Direct Eye Contact,” ca. 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2204
Category: Weirdos
MASTERPIECE #2185
Philipp Sporrer, German
“Come On — If You Won’t Listen To Me About the Outfit, At Least Let’s See a Smile. No Chick in Her Right Mind Is Swiping Right on That,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2181
Anselm Feuerbach, German
The Judgment Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2165
Leonardo Gasser, Italian
Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again. You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People’s Fingers?, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2155
James Abbott McNeill Whistler, British-American
When Yet Another Guy Ghosted Her After Their First Date, Ruth Realized She Should Probably Wait a Little Longer Before Bringing Out the Spanking Paddle, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2140
Leopold Loeffler, Polish-Russian
Though His Family Loved It, Cliff’s Ventriloquist Act Somehow Failed To Find a Larger Audience, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2055
Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish
At First, Artists Found Julie’s Shyness Endearing, But Eventually It Became a Real Problem, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2050
François-Louis Dejuinne, French
“Tell You What, Gentlemen. Just To Mix It Up a Bit, Why Don’t You Take Your Tops Off?,” 1821
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2037
George Luks, American
The Exact Moment Neil Decided It Was Time To Change Chiropractors, 1905
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2016
Lord Frederick Leighton, English
The Amazing Jeanine, the World’s Lamest Escape Artist, 1878
Oil on canvas