MASTERPIECE #1845 Édouard Manet, French “Sorry, Sweetheart. They Said the Boat Would Be Tied To the Shore. How’s Your Standing Broad Jump?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1834 Ludwig Thiersch, German “Well, It’s Too Bad About Your Grandmother. But Who Doesn’t Know Not To Stand Up in a Boat?,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1818 Alfred Provis, British “Don’t Worry, Eddie. He’s Got To Poop Eventually. And Then You’ll Be Able To Get Your Earbuds Back,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1806 Friedrich Ritter von Friedländer-Malheim, Bohemian-Austrian “It’s Okay, Dad. Lots of People Accidentally Put $95 Million Winning Powerball Tickets Through the Dryer,”Before 1901 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1793 Elisabeth Jerichau-Baumann, Danish “Oh, There Actually IS Something Here in the Manual, Honey. It Says ‘Tip #4: When Standing on Ladder, Try Not To Fall Off,'” 1865 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1786 C.A. Ekman, Finnish “Before You Do This, I Should Warn You, Axe Murder is a Minimum Two Hail Marys,” 1854 Watercolor
MASTERPIECE #1780 Paul Delaroche, French When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1779 Carl Steffeck, German “Now Hold On a Second. I Was Under the Impression That Fomenting Revolution Was a Misdemeanor,” 1848 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1740 Charles Lock Eastlake, English Jesus Realizing He Must Have Accidentally Triple-Booked His Babysitting Gigs, 1839 Oil on canvas