MASTERPIECE #1784 Friedrich Horschelt, German When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2270 Emil Rudolf Weiss, German For Awhile There, Jen Was Really Enjoying Her First Time Sunbathing Nude. But Then Came the F***ing Mosquitoes, 1909 Oil on canvas mounted on masonite
MASTERPIECE #2213 David Oyens, Dutch That Look When You Take a Bite and Suddenly Detect a Fingernail, 1882 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2153 Rosa Bonheur, French “Oh No — There’s a Giant Hole in the Bottom of the Boat. We May Have To Abandon Sheep,” 1863 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2015) Anders Zorn, Swedish Uncle Wilbur, Just Drunk Enough to Say Something Racist, 1892 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2100 Emile-Jean-Baptiste-Phillipe Bin, French Josh Couldn’t Believe His Bad Luck. Sure, He’d Run Into an Ex-Girlfriend Before, But Never Four at One Time, 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2082 John William Waterhouse, English That Look When Your Loom Runs Out of Ink and Staples Closed Five Minutes Ago, 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2081 Firs Sergeevich Zhuravlev, Russian Bride Who Apparently Ate at the Same Mexican Place They Did in “Bridesmaids,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2010 Karl Pavlovich Bryullov, Russian Pompeii, About to Drop a Notch or Two on the List of Italy’s Most Liveable Cities, 1833 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2009 Titian, Italian Perseus Realizing Too Late That He’s Wearing Suede, 1553 Oil on canvas