Wilhelm Koller, Austrian
“I’m Sorry, Folks. I’m Afraid Kayla’s Preschool Class Is Completely Filled. But I Can Put You On the Waitlist For a Small Deposit.”
“How Much?”
“Whatever You Can Afford. Either a New Gym or a New Cafeteria,” ca. 1872
Oil on wood
Frans Hals, Dutch
Man Threatening To Backhand You For Asking If They Make That Collar in Men’s Sizes Too, 1625
Oil on canvas
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
Whenever Gustave Finished a Sculpture, He Always Made Sure To Date It, 1890
Oil on canvas
Thomas Gainsborough, British
Mozart’s Roommate Wishing He and His Girlfriend Would Keep It a Little More Pianissimo In There, ca. 1780
Oil on canvas
William McGregor Paxton, American
“Aquaman! What the Hell?! Don’t You Ever Knock?,” 1937
Oil on canvas
Gustave Moreau, French
“Hi, Have You Considered Cat Adoption? Don’t Worry — I’m Hypoallergenic. Though As You Probably Just Noticed, Not De-Clawed,” 1864
Oil on canvas
Rudolf Koller, Swiss
Young Boy Lying On Near His Ass, 1854
Oil on canvas
Edgar Degas, French
“See? You Just Pinch This Nerve Back Here and They Black Out Immediately. Something To Remember If You Ever Wrestle Professionally,” 1881
Pastel on five pieces of wove paper, backed with paper, and laid down on canvas
Leon-Jean-Bazille Perrault, French
Phoebe From “Friends,” Age 3 (With Smelly Cat), 1867
Oil on canvas
Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish
“Honey, When I Said To Bring Home Some Boar’s Head, I Meant a Half-Pound of Their Maple Honey Turkey,” ca. 1616
Oil on panel
