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Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, French

When Daphne Kept Sleeping Through Her iPhone Alarm, She Decided To Explore Other Options, 1842

Oil on canvas

Richard Redgrave, English

Now That She’d Moved the Table To Where the Bed Used To Be, Nancy Wondered If She Should Also Move the Mirror on the Ceiling, 1846

Oil on canvas

Francesco Hayez, Italian

“Yeah I Know You Think It’s Uncomfortable, But They Aren’t Letting Anybody Into the Ball Without a Mask,” 1851

Oil on canvas

 Miles Chance, British

Scene From the Controversial War Movie “Apocalypse Nude,” 1943

Watercolor

John William Godward, British

When You Try To Draw Jupiter But It Comes Out Looking Like Some Dude Standing on a Toilet, 1915

Oil on canvas

Horace Vernet, French

“Captain, I Think This Is the Beginning of a Beautiful French Ship,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Joseph Anton Koch, Austrian

“So, This Is the Second Circle of Hell. It’s Reserved For Liars, Thieves, and People Who Pronounce the ‘T’ in ‘Often,'” 1823

Pen, ink, and watercolor on paper 

Philippe-Jacques van Bree, Belgian

“Honey, You Can’t Go Out in Public Just Wearing That. Here — Put This On,” 1833

Oil on panel

Carl Daniel Freydanck, German

“…18 Bedrooms, 14 1/2 Garderobes, and Best of All For a Family With Teenagers Like Yourselves, It’s Zoned For a Dungeon,” 1838

Oil on canvas