
Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown
Oil on linen

Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown
Oil on linen

Hi all — Welcome to the new and improved That Is Priceless blog! After 12 years, we figured the gallery could use a few renovations.
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Jean Carolus, Belgian
“The One Thing I Don’t Want, Dear, Is a Big, Gaudy Engagement Ring. That’s Soooo Tacky. Plus I’m Afraid It Might Clash With the Lambo,” 1874
Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian
“Ohhh, This One Might Be My Favorite, Ladies: ‘If I Could Give This Painting Zero Stars I Would. The Women All Just Sit There Like Lumps As Their Pedantic Guest Holds Court in a Classic Mansplaining Posture. Borrrr-ing! Jean Carol-US? More Like Jean Carol-LAME!,'” 1871
Oil on canvas

Albert Beck Wenzell, American
“Oh By the Way, Phyllis, I Made Our Martinis a Little Stronger Than Usual This Evening. Did You Taste a Difference?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

François-Xavier Fabre, French
Roman Soldier, Veteran of the Pubic Wars, 1788
Oil on canvas