MASTERPIECE #2813 Jean-Claude Bonnefond, French “Bro, You HAVE To Tell Me Where You Found These Shoes. They’re Soooooo Cute.” “I Know, Right? 70% Off at Fet Locker. And They Also Have an Awesome Bridle Department,” 1822 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2812 Keeley Halswelle, English Well, This Was Awkward. Ellie Couldn’t Tell If Her Parents Were Having Sex in There Or Just Trying To Move the Sofa, 1864 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2811 Yehuda Pen, Russian/Soviet Lithuanian Early TikTok Video, From Back When the App Was Mostly Timepiece Repair Tutorials, 1924 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2810 Jean-Eugène-Charles Alberti, Dutch Legendary Roman Gladiator Gaius Gluteus Maximus (Son of Shartacus), 1808 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2809 Joseph Denis Odevaere, Southern Netherlandish For the Past Year, Trevor Had Been Going To a Therapist For His Dyslexia. Or At Least That’s What He THOUGHT the Sign on the Door Said, 1805 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2808 André Brouillet, French If Dracula Had Been Transylvania Dutch, 1888 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2807 Jean-Simon Berthélemy/Jean-Baptiste Mauzaisse, French “Here You Go, Dude. It’s Called ‘Fire.’ It’ll Come in Handy When You’re Cooking Your Food, Lighting Your Villages, and Requesting Encores at Fleetwood Mac Concerts,” 1802/re-painted in 1826 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2805 Artist Unknown “Yeah, I Might Have Overdone It With the Fertilizer On My Portabello Mushrooms This Year,” 1799 Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #2804 Thomas Christian Wink, German “With All Due Respect, When It Comes To Affordable Housing, You’re More Like Alexander the Meh,” 1782 Oil on copper
MASTERPIECE #2803 Wilhelm von Kobell, German Now That the Field Had Gotten Plowed, Father Figured It Was His Turn, 1800 Watercolor