MASTERPIECE #2858 José Maria Veloso Salgado, Portuguese “Oh, This? It’s a Cold Fusion Reactor. But I Don’t Want Phil Up There To Feel Threatened, So I’ve Told Him It Makes Cupcakes,” 1917 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2857 Emmanuel Zamor, Brazilian-French “Still Life With Prawns,” a Masterpiece of the Shrimpressionist Movement, 1916 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2855 Karl Reichert, Austrian Rex Was So Excited To Find a Copy of “The Call of the Wild,” He Totally Forgot About the No Opposable Thumbs Thing, 1915 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2854 Hans Fuglsang, German “Fine, One More Set. But Then I Really DO Have To Leave For My Wedding,” 1915 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2853 Andrew Benjamin Kennedy, American Wishing Ewes and Yours a Happy Nude Year, 1933 Oil on canvas on board
MASTERPIECE #2852 Edward OkuÅ„, Polish “I Don’t Want To Tell You Your Business, But Next Time You Might Not Want To Start With ‘Brahms’ Lullaby,'” 1904 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2851 Sandro Botticelli, Italian Venus Commemorating Her Birthday With a Shellfie, ca. 1485 Tempera on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2849 Eduard von Grützner, German The Christmas Eve Instagram Post That Would Be Entered Into Evidence at Santa’s DUI Trial, 1910 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2848 Arturo Michelena, Venezuelan Not What I Expected When You Said You Were Sending Me Racy Pics From Your Cell, 1896 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2847 Carl Johann Spielter, German “So I Say To the Model, ‘Hey! Lay Off Those Doughnuts! I’m Not Trying To Paint a Rubens Here.’ And That — To Answer Your Question — Is Why She’s Giving Me the Finger,” 1901 Oil on canvas