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Jean-François Marie Bellier, French

“Um, Guys? That’s Either a Band of Angry Revolutionaries Coming Our Way, Or the Touring Company of ‘Les Miz,'” 1790

Oil on canvas

George Baxter, English

“All Right, We Saved Your Ass This Time, Higgins. But From Now On, No More Walking and Texting,” ca. 1855

Illustration

Will Crawford, American

“Rudolph, With Your Nose So Bright, Won’t You Guide My Sleigh Tonight? I Would Think Very Carefully Before You Answer If I Were You,” 1912

Photomechanical print

Frederick Childe Hassam, American

“Listen, I Understand That As the Creamer You Feel Overshadowed By the Teapot, But I’m Getting a Little Tired of This ‘Pour ME’ Routine,” 1912

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

“Open Up! Don’t You Want To Grow Up Big and Strong Like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s Publicists?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

Poseidon Playing Water Polo in the Olympus Games, ca. 1754

Oil on canvas

Alfred Overton, British

“That’s a Bummer the Vet Was Closed, Rusty. Oh Well — Looks Like I’ll Just Have To Neuter You Myself,” 1949

Oil on board

Frederic Remington, American

“Huh. Still Nobody. I Told You We Should’ve Called To Confirm Before Coming All the Way Out Here,” 1889

Oil on canvas

August Jernberg, Swedish

Hans Holbein the Younger’s Even More Precocious Son, Hans Holbein the Barely Out of Diapers, Before 1865

Oil on canvas

Jan Tengnagel, Dutch

“Sir, the Good News Is We Just Had a Table for 16 Free Up. The Bad News Is It’s In Our Non-Van Dyke Section,” 1613

Oil on canvas