Howard Pyle, American
“Sir, the Opposition Has Dug Up That Old Story About You Chopping Down the Cherry Tree. We Need To Get Ahead of This. We Have a Witness Who’s Willing To Say They Saw the Cherry Tree Come At You. Shall I Reach Out to Rachel Maddow’s People?,” ca. 1890-96
Oil on illustration board
Anton Einsle, Austrian
Man Making List of Things More Exciting Than This Painting, 1842
Oil on canvas
Heinrich Eduard Linde-Walther, German
Jeremy’s Dad Wanted Him To Paint His Portrait. But He Also Wanted a Ride on His Motorcycle. So Jeremy Was Forced To Multi-Task, 1918
Oil on canvas
Pehr Hilleström, Swedish
“Hey, Thanks For the Rush Job on Those, Mabel, But It Turns Out We’re Just Going To Order a Pizza. Oh, and Would You Mind Doing All the Windows Before You Knock Off For the Night? You’re the Best!,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
John Maler Collier, English
As His New Wife’s Bridesmaids Got Increasingly Bolder With Their Advances, John Began To Regret Serving Oysters at the Reception, ca. 1899
Oil on canvas
Rosa Schweninger, Austrian
“It Looks Like This ‘Golden Girls’ Fan Fiction Is Putting You To Sleep, Grandmother. Would You Rather I Switched To Some Johnny Depp Court Transcripts?,” Before 1918
Oil on panel
Georges-François Guiaud, French
“I’ve Never Been To a Gender Reveal Party Quite Like This One. I Assume This Means It’s a Girl?,” ca. 1880
Oil on canvas
John Scott, British
Laundry Lady Getting the Sheet Scared Out of Her, 1891
Oil on canvas
P.C. Skovgaard, Danish
“Hey, By Any Chance Have You Got a Poop Bag on You? I’m About To Take My Great Dane For a Walk,” 1849
Watercolor
Gerard ter Borch, Dutch
“Gentlemen, We’re Ordering Lunch From KFC Today, So Let Me Know How Many Sides Everyone Wants,” 1648
Oil on copper
