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Karl Ivanovich Kollmann, German-Russian

“Yeah, I’d Like To Date More. But It’s Just So Hard To Find a Guy Who Isn’t Threatened By How Much Money I Make,” Date Unknown

Pencil and watercolor on paper

Edgar Degas, French

Baby Got (Bad) Back, ca. 1870

Oil on canvas

Antonio de La Gandara, French

The Ambassador Liked To Brag About How Much Money He Was Saving By Sending Them All To the Same Groomer, 1904

Oil on canvas

Anton von Perger, Austro-Hungarian

“Hey, You Gave It Your Best Try, Napoleon. You Just Came Up a Little Shor– Uh, I Mean To Say, We’ll Get ‘Em Next Time,” 1845

Oil on canvas

Hendrick Bloemaert, Dutch

“Yeah Yeah, To Get To the Other Side. You Told That One Yesterday. Don’t You Have Any Other Material?,” 1632

Oil on canvas

René Magritte, Belgian

It Was Brilliant Really. This Way, If Their Spouses Asked, Bill and Allison Could Answer Truthfully That They WEREN’T Seeing Someone Else, 1928

Oil on canvas

Carl Johann Spielter, German

“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown

Oil on linen

Hi all — Welcome to the new and improved That Is Priceless blog! After 12 years, we figured the gallery could use a few renovations.

What’s new and/or improved:

• The paintings are huge now! That’s something.

• The Menu: Good news for anyone who enjoys shopping for Priceless merch or playing the That Is Priceless game. The TIP Zazzle store and the game are now accessible with a click of a button way up there on the menu bar. World-class entertainment, exciting games, and a one-of-a-kind shopping experience all in one place. Just like Vegas!

• The Like Button: There it is, right under each Masterpiece. Ripe for the clicking, if you’re so inclined.

• The Chock-Full Second Page: If you click on the heading of any Masterpiece (e.g. the words “Masterpiece #2873”), it’ll take you through to the next page, where you’ll find the Comments section, some Follow and Share buttons, and three Related Posts, which are there to give you some inspiration as to where to venture next in the sprawling Priceless gallery. Sorry — It’s the best we can do until we can afford museum guides.

And that’s basically the scoop. Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy it!

Jean Carolus, Belgian

“The One Thing I Don’t Want, Dear, Is a Big, Gaudy Engagement Ring. That’s Soooo Tacky. Plus I’m Afraid It Might Clash With the Lambo,” 1874

Oil on canvas

Jean Carolus, Belgian

“Ohhh, This One Might Be My Favorite, Ladies: ‘If I Could Give This Painting Zero Stars I Would. The Women All Just Sit There Like Lumps As Their Pedantic Guest Holds Court in a Classic Mansplaining Posture. Borrrr-ing! Jean Carol-US? More Like Jean Carol-LAME!,'” 1871

Oil on canvas