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Peter Paul Rubens, Flemish

The Three Graces: Aglaia, Euphrosyne, and Thalia (Not Pictured: The 4th Grace, Shemp), ca. 1635

Oil on oak panel

Charles Boom, Belgian

“You’re Posing For a Statue, Dumbass. The Painter is THAT Way,” 1901

Oil on canvas

Edward Hopper, American

“Congratulations, Sir. According To My Files, That Was Your 311th Inappropriate Comment About My Work Outfits — A New Branch Record!,” 1940

Oil on canvas

Augustus Vincent Tack, American

“Shlomo? Seriously? Wow. That Is NOT What I Would’ve Guessed the ‘S’ Stood For,” 1949

Oil on canvas

Edward Hopper, American

Huh. Jed Hadn’t Realized That When They Offered Him a Window Office, He Was Going To Have To Provide the Windows, 1953

Oil on canvas

Henri Fantin-Latour, French

“Oh, Was I Supposed To Put Weights on the Ends of This Thing BEFORE I Lifted? I Thought It Felt Too Easy,” 1867

Oil on canvas

Magnus Enckell, Finnish

“Mommy? Why Does Every Page of Your Diary Just Have the Words, ‘I Literally Can’t’?,” 1916

Oil on canvas

John Singer Sargent, American-British

A Visit To The Procrastitute, ca. 1880-82

Oil on canvas

Adriaan de Lelie, Dutch

“Okay Folks, Any More Requests? OTHER Than ‘Running Up That Hill,’ Please,” 1799

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown, French School

The Key To Making It As An Artist Is Finding Your Niche. Lizzy’s Was Drawing Portraits of Couples at Their Tax Audits, 1800-25

Oil on canvas