
Frederick Childe Hassam, American
“Listen, I Understand That As the Creamer You Feel Overshadowed By the Teapot, But I’m Getting a Little Tired of This ‘Pour ME’ Routine,” 1912
Oil on canvas

Frederick Childe Hassam, American
“Listen, I Understand That As the Creamer You Feel Overshadowed By the Teapot, But I’m Getting a Little Tired of This ‘Pour ME’ Routine,” 1912
Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown
“Open Up! Don’t You Want To Grow Up Big and Strong Like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s Publicists?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American
Poseidon Playing Water Polo in the Olympus Games, ca. 1754
Oil on canvas

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian
The Mona Lisa’s High-Maintenance Sister, the Mona Karen, ca. 1474-78
Oil on panel

Alfred Overton, British
“That’s a Bummer the Vet Was Closed, Rusty. Oh Well — Looks Like I’ll Just Have To Neuter You Myself,” 1949
Oil on board

Frederic Remington, American
“Huh. Still Nobody. I Told You We Should’ve Called To Confirm Before Coming All the Way Out Here,” 1889
Oil on canvas

August Jernberg, Swedish
Hans Holbein the Younger’s Even More Precocious Son, Hans Holbein the Barely Out of Diapers, Before 1865
Oil on canvas

Jan Tengnagel, Dutch
“Sir, the Good News Is We Just Had a Table for 16 Free Up. The Bad News Is It’s In Our Non-Van Dyke Section,” 1613
Oil on canvas

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish
“This Is Truly a Well-Crafted Blade, Good Sir — Worthy of the Most Courageous of Warriors. But I’m Actually Just Looking For a Pizza Cutter,” Before 1897
Oil on canvas

Sir William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish
Halfway Through Dictating His Memoirs, Napoleon Realizes It’d Be Easier To Just Do a Podcast, 1892
Oil on canvas