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Frederick Childe Hassam, American

“Listen, I Understand That As the Creamer You Feel Overshadowed By the Teapot, But I’m Getting a Little Tired of This ‘Pour ME’ Routine,” 1912

Oil on canvas

Artist Unknown

“Open Up! Don’t You Want To Grow Up Big and Strong Like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s Publicists?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

John Singleton Copley, American

Poseidon Playing Water Polo in the Olympus Games, ca. 1754

Oil on canvas

Leonardo da Vinci, Italian

The Mona Lisa’s High-Maintenance Sister, the Mona Karen, ca. 1474-78

Oil on panel

Alfred Overton, British

“That’s a Bummer the Vet Was Closed, Rusty. Oh Well — Looks Like I’ll Just Have To Neuter You Myself,” 1949

Oil on board

Frederic Remington, American

“Huh. Still Nobody. I Told You We Should’ve Called To Confirm Before Coming All the Way Out Here,” 1889

Oil on canvas

August Jernberg, Swedish

Hans Holbein the Younger’s Even More Precocious Son, Hans Holbein the Barely Out of Diapers, Before 1865

Oil on canvas

Jan Tengnagel, Dutch

“Sir, the Good News Is We Just Had a Table for 16 Free Up. The Bad News Is It’s In Our Non-Van Dyke Section,” 1613

Oil on canvas

William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

“This Is Truly a Well-Crafted Blade, Good Sir — Worthy of the Most Courageous of Warriors. But I’m Actually Just Looking For a Pizza Cutter,” Before 1897

Oil on canvas

Sir William Quiller Orchardson, Scottish

Halfway Through Dictating His Memoirs, Napoleon Realizes It’d Be Easier To Just Do a Podcast, 1892

Oil on canvas