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Thomas Buchanan Read, American

Well, So Much For Hal and Helen’s Date Night. Guess the New Sex Toys Will Have To Wait, 1847

Oil on canvas

Albert Frans Lieven De Vriendt, Belgian

Was It Derek’s Imagination, Or Was He Already Seeing Results From His Thighmaster Mini?, 1889

Oil on canvas

James Northcote, English

“Hmm. Every Instinct Is Telling Me To Take Your Knight, But My Wireless Anal Beads Are Instructing Me To Play It Safe,” 1831

Oil on canvas

Walter Dendy Sadler, English

“Hey, It Turns Out My Mother Was Right. She’s Always Said That If I Went Out With You I’d Catch Something,” 1878

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Marstrand, Danish

Today’s “That Is Priceless” Is Brought To You By…Durex XXL Condoms. Don’t Get “Caught” With Any Other Brand. Durex., 1832

Oil on canvas

Frank Earle Schoonover, American

“Don’t Lie To Me, Edgar! I Know You’re Drunk, Because the Room Is Spinning,” 1912

Oil on canvas

Brynolf Wennerberg, Swedish

“Wait — That Guy Painting Us Is Brynolf Wennerberg? I Would’ve Guessed It Was Pollock. Or Maybe Keith Herring,” 1914

Photomechanical print

Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French

“Okay, I’m Going To Explain This One More Time, Dear, Since It’s Apparently Still Not Sinking In. We Get the Salesman To Agree on the Overall Price of the Car FIRST. Only THEN Do We Talk Monthly Payments,” 1906

Oil on canvas

Georg Friedrich Kersting, German

Sure, Neil’s Rifle Technique Was Unorthodox, But He Found It Kept Folks From Sneaking Up Behind Him, 1829

Oil on panel

Artist Unknown

“Oh, Good! Gatsby Just Brought Out the Pickleball Rackets. Shall We?,” 1926

Illustration