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Wojciech Weiss, Polish

“It’s From the Neighbors. They Say the Walls Are Thin and They Have Small Children, So They’d Appreciate It If We Kept It Down, Blah Blah Blah…,” 1913

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Deutsch, Austrian

When You Have To Pee in India and Can’t Find a Sitarbucks, 1913

Oil on canvas

Vittorio Reggianini, Italian

“This Shakespeare Is Such an Idiot. If All the World Really Is a Stage, Where Is the Audience Sitting?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Aleksander Lesser, Russian-Polish

Hmm…Should Darrell Go All the Way Back to the Barracks and Get His Razor, Or Just Try Shaving With This Sucker?, 1835

Oil on canvas

Aleksander Lesser, Russian-Polish

“You Can Turn Back Around Now, Greg. The Coast Is Clear. Sorry — I Totally Forgot My Grandmother and Her Bridge Group Were Stopping By,” 1837

Oil on canvas

Joseph Badger, American

Hannah Had Learned She Could Make an Awkward Portrait Session Fly By If She Smoked About a Pound of Weed First, ca. 1746

Oil on canvas

William Mosman, Scottish

Jack Found That Having an Armed Caddy Tended To Discourage Complaints About His Liberal Scorekeeping, 1749

Oil on canvas

Antonio Ermolao Paoletti, Italian

“Hmm, I Like It But I Don’t Love It. Maybe I’ll Lease First,” Before 1885

Oil on board

Jean-Louis van Kuyck, Dutch

“Sure, At This Job You Have To Deal With a Lot of Horsesh*t, But Hay, It’s a Stable Living,” 1865

Oil on canvas

Le Prince, French

Tyler Was Now 22, But His Mom Still Insisted On Tying His Swords To His Wrist So He Wouldn’t Lose Them, 1830

Oil on canvas