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Théophile Duverger, French

“Well, That’s Very Thoughtful, Esther. But In My Experience With Groundhog Day, People Don’t Generally Give Them As Gifts,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Wilhelm Bendz, Danish

Knowing her UFC Match Was Scheduled For Right After Her Sitting, Hazel Had Her Trainer Tape Up Her Hands Ahead of Time, 1830

Oil on canvas

Robert Walter Weir, American

Herb Told Everyone That He Invented the Microscope To Help With His Scientific Research. It Was Nobody’s Business That It Was Really To Zoom In on the Boobs in “That Is Priceless,” 1849

Oil on canvas

Frederick George Cotman, British

Fun Fact: In the Mid-19 Century, It Wasn’t Unusual To Have a Family of Horses Living Next Door. Thus the Term “Neighbor,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Vilhelm Hammershøi, Danish

How Whistler’s Mother Looks To People in the Southern Hemisphere, 1886

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Bendz, Danish

“Wow, the Lag on this FaceTime Call Is Really Annoying, Honey. Just How Old IS This iPad?,” 1830

Oil on canvas

Tibout Regters, Dutch

“Huh? Oh, Right Down the Hall On Your Left. And If You Would Be So Kind, Good Sir, Grant Me the Favor of a Courtesy Flush,” 1747

Oil on panel

Vittorio Reggianini, Italian

“Dearest, Would You Mind Terribly If I Joined Your Sisters To Watch the End of the Cowboys-Niners Game? We Can Always Pick Up This Proposal Tomorrow,” Before 1938

Oil on canvas

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish

Oh Dear. It Turns Out That When Dawn’s Husband Vowed He Would Sit Naked Atop the Flagpole in the Middle of the Town Square Before He Ate Her Confounded Meatloaf Again, He Wasn’t Bluffing, 1845

Oil on canvas

Leopold Carl Müller, Austrian

“Okay, First Word! Sounds Like…’Massage?,'” 1882

Oil on canvas