
Karel Dujardin, Dutch
Cattle Thieves Trying to Hotwire a Hereford, 1657
Oil on canvas

Karel Dujardin, Dutch
Cattle Thieves Trying to Hotwire a Hereford, 1657
Oil on canvas

Anders Zorn, Swedish
Jessie Read Somewhere That On a First Date You Should Wear Red and Something Low-Cut. Done and Done. 1914
Oil on canvas

Ferdinand Gueldry, French
How Ohio’s Kayakhoga River Got Its Name, 1888
Oil on canvas

Michiel Sweerts, Flemish
“I’d Appreciate You Not Telling Anyone We’re Selling Torsos in Here. Technically, We’re Only Zoned As a Head Shop,” 1652
Oil on canvas

Michiel Sweerts, Flemish
“I’m Thinking of Calling My Drawing ‘Stripper Getting a Manicure,'” 1660
Oil on canvas

Jan van Ravesteyn and Workshop, Dutch
Ivan Wasn’t Too Psyched About Getting His Portrait Painted, But He Figured He’d Better Do It Before His Helmet Molted, 1612
Oil on canvas


George Henry Hall, American
Shakespeare Wondering If He Should Screw It and Just Use ChatGPT, 1896
Oil on canvas

Frank Xavier Leyendecker, German/American
Scene From the New Edwardian Age “Breaking Bad” Re-Boot, 1910
Oil on canvas

Pehr Hilleström, Swedish
“Sorry, Nothing About Your Love Life, Dear. All I Get This Time of Year Are NCAA Basketball Results,” 1783
Oil on canvas