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Arturo Ricci, Italian

“You Folks Are In Luck. My Manager’s Authorized Me To Give You a Sweet Deal on This Baby, Because We’ve Got To Make Room on the Lot for the 1889s,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Wilhelm Trübner, German

Galahad Had Followed the Suggestion on King Arthur’s Birthday Invitation To “Bring a Suit.” How Was He Supposed To Know It Was a Pool Party?,” 1913

Oil on board

Arthur Elsley, British

And Thus Began Tommy’s Long History of Giving Women Crabs, 1902

Oil on canvas

Ludwig Knaus, German

Whenever He Was Having a Tough Day, Bertrand Retreated to the Sanctuary of His Priceless Belt Buckle Collection, 1885

Oil on canvas

Paolo Veronese, Italian

“As a Matter of Fact, Yes I DO Sleep With It. Why Is That Weird?,” ca. 1575

Oil on canvas

Hugo Kauffmann, German

When Daisy’s Clock Stopped Working For the Third Time in a Week, She Began To Regret Buying Its Minute Hand at a Second Hand Store, 1893

Oil on wood

Marie-Antoinette Petit-Jean, French

“Oh, Dear. Was It My Breath or That 3-Hour Story About My Cats?,” 1821

Oil on canvas

Vittorio Matteo Corcos, Italian

“You See This News About the Golf Merger? And I Thought Pacino and That 29-Year-Old Were a Weird Couple,” 1895

Oil on canvas

Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch

17th Century Dutch Rando Playing Quidditch, ca. 1660

Oil on panel

Martín Rico y Ortega, Spanish

Rare Glimpse of Enigmatic Graffiti Artist Barksy, ca. 1866

Oil on panel