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Nikolai Avenirovich Shabunin, Russian

“Can You Keep a Secret? I’m Not Actually a Natural Blonde,” 1904

Oil on canvas

Josef Danhauser, Austrian

“Um, Larry? Why Does the Inscription on the Back of This Locket You Gave Me Say ‘World’s #1 Grandma?,'” 1836

Oil on canvas

Bryson Burroughs, American

“Hold Your Horses, Sweetheart. If I Can Just Lower Grandpa Another 300 Feet, He Should Be Able To Grab Your Doll,” 1918

Oil on canvas

Edgar Degas, French

“You Know, I’ve Never Told Anyone This Before, But I Became a Jockey For the Underwear,” ca. 1889

Oil on canvas

Charles Philips, English

“Hey There, Check Out This Baby: Low Mileage, Runs Great, and Gets 40 Miles Per Feedbag. With Air Conditioning, Heated Seats, and a Sporty One Horsepower Engine. Go Ahead — Take It For a Test Gallop,” 1739

Oil on canvas

William Henry Bartlett, English

Elmer Was Having a Hard Time Concentrating on His Shot Thanks To His Serious Case of Jock Itch. With Both, He Was Trying Desperately Not To Scratch, 1881

Oil on canvas

Hans Temple, Austrian

“Listen, If We’re Going To Complete These Sculptures on Time, We’re Going To Need a Lot More Supplies. More Hammers, More Chisels, and About 3 More Tons of Cream Cheese,” Before 1895

Oil on canvas

Vlaho Bukovac, Croatian

Ohhh, Okay. So Now We Know Why Olivia Always Keeps Her Camera Off in Our Zoom Meetings, 1914

Oil on canvas

Ignacy Gierdziejewski, Polish

“Okay, Okay! I’ll Talk! Please! No More Yacht Rock!,” 1856

Oil on canvas

Francis Sydney Muschamp, British

“What Are You in the Mood For, Polly? Squawkmaninoff, John Cage, or a little Béla Birdtálk?,” 1896

Oil on canvas