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Jacob Ochtervelt, Dutch

Jackass Trying To See What He Looks Like When He’s Asleep, ca. 1678-80

Oil on canvas

Walter Langley, English

“The Instructions Say ‘For the Phillips FartShield To Be 100% Effective, You Must Wrap It Around the Waist, Fully Enclosing the Buttocks.’ See, I Told You You Had It On Wrong. And That’s Probably Why the Milk Curdled and the Dog Is Under the Bed,” Date Unknown

Watercolor on paper

Ralph Daniel Dunkelberger, American

It’s Not a Quilting Party Until Hildy’s Flipped Someone Off, 1941

Oil on panel

Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish

When He Thought No One Was Looking, Miguel Liked To Practice His “Rooster Walk,” 1890-91

Oil on canvas

Hendrik Jacobus Scholten, Dutch

“Well, This Is Awkward. I Brought You Here To Present My Newest Landscape Painting. But Apparently, Some Prankster Has Replaced It With My ‘Self-Portrait in Skimpy Speedo,'” ca. 1850-70

Oil on panel

Mattheus Ignatius van Bree, Belgian

“Your Booster Seat, General Bonaparte,” ca. 1812

Oil on canvas

Nicolaes Maes, Dutch

That Vegan Drug Dealer Who Sells Molly For Asparagus, 1650s

Oil on canvas

Enock Wood Perry, Jr., American

“We’re Going To Have To Stop Here For Today. At Our Next Session, I’d Like To Dig Deeper Into the Incident With the Chickens. But Only If You Think You’re Ready,” 1872

Oil on canvas

Ángel Zárraga, Mexican

“As I Was Trying To Explain When You Let Me In, I’m Not the Model You Hired. I Work For DoorDash. And I’ll Give You Your Mozzarella Sticks If I Can Please Have My Clothes Back,” 1944

Oil on canvas

Albrecht De Vriendt, Belgian

“You Can Argue All You Want, Sir, But It Says Right Here That To Be in This Painting, You Must Have Some Sort of Silly Headwear,” 1890

Oil on panel