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 Pedro Weingärtner, Brazilian

“Hey Lady, the Ad Says ‘Your Pizza In 30 Minutes Or It’s Free.’ Ándale!,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Grigoriy Myasoyedov, Russian

Old Guy Playing With Himself, 1907

Oil on canvas

Guillaume Seignac, French

“There’s Only a 53% Chance You’ll Fall in Love After One Arrow, But It’s 95% Effective If I Give You a Second Shot,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

John William Waterhouse, British-Italian

“Wait, I Can’t Remember. Is It ‘Arsenic Before Beer, You’re in the Clear,’ or the Other Way Around?,” 1907

Oil on canvas

Christian Rohlfs, German

Boy, Did Gary Feel Like a Doof. He Totally Forgot To Wear Clothes To Yoga Again!, 1907

Watercolor

Gebhard Fugel, German

When Zoey Didn’t Blink For 36 Hours Straight, We Suspected Her Classmates Had Slipped Meth in Her Juice Box Again, 1905

Oil on canvas

 D.E. Pugons, Nationality Unknown

Having Obeyed Lucky’s Command To Sit, Dave Gets a Treat, 1902

Oil on canvas

Robert Poetzelberger, German

Rare Footage of Tom and Gisele’s First Date, 1886

Oil on panel

 Jacek Malczewski, Polish

Her Royal Highness Alexandria, Duchess of Cumberland (and Her Husband, Zeke), 1905

Oil on canvas