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Marie-Thérèse Duchâteau, French

Hey, Is This a Painting By That French Artist Marie-Thérèse Duchâteau? Big Fan. 1893

Oil on canvas

Benjamin West, American-British

“Ma’am, I’ve Finished My Police Sketch of That Guy Who Stole Your Purse. Yes, I Know That Was a Month Ago, But I’m a Bit of a Perfectionist,” 1776

Oil on canvas

Jan Mijtens, Dutch

“I Know, I Know. But What Do You Want Me To Do? My Girlfriend Picked It Out,” 1661

Oil on canvas

Paul Fischer, Danish

“You Can Keep Searching Out There All Day, But Let’s Face It. Your Bikini Belongs To That Dolphin Now,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Albert Guillaume, French

The Museum Tour Took an Ugly Turn When Victor Ripped One in Front of the Klimt, Date Unknown

Oil on panel

Camille Pissarro, French

Training For the Big County Fair Sack Race, Jackie Discovered a Unique Way To Reduce Wind Resistance, 1895

Oil on canvas

Joseph Bail, French

“Well, It Sure Smells Good, Lydia, But the Glow Is a Little Disconcerting. Just How Long Did You Nuke It Anyway?,” ca. 1900

Oil on canvas

Lorenzo Lotto, Italian

If Dracula Was a Ginger, ca. 1540

Oil on canvas

Nicolino Calyo, Italian

“The Iceman Cometh. Ha Ha. Good One. I’ve Definitely Never Heard That Before,” ca. 1840

Watercolor on paper

Josef Engelhart, Austrian

“I Wouldn’t Sweat It, Children. We Donated $10 Million To Help Build the New Wing of Santa’s Workshop Last Year, Plus Another Five Million in Cobbling Scholarships. One Phone Call and You’re Back on the Nice List,” 1927

Oil on canvas