Pieter de Hooch, Dutch “It Says That This Year, Just To Be Safe, When We’re Presenting We Should Say, “And the Oscar For Best Picture PROBABLY Goes To…,” ca. 1668-1670
“Prithee, Dear Colleagues, Let Us Return To the Matter at Hand: Are Selena and Justin Truly Back Together, or Are They In Fact ‘Just Good Friends’? I Move For a Vote,” 1863