MASTERPIECE #1156 Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian Jerk Purposely Spoiling “Two and a Half Men” Finale for Woman Who DVR’d It, 1610 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #655 Wilhelm Trübner, German Tempers Flaring on the Set of “The Little Rascals,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #642 Jan van Eyck, Flemish Still From “Happy Birthday, Jesus!” Stop-Motion Christmas Special, 1436 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #631 Jan Miense Molenaer, Dutch Portrait of the Johann van Partridge Family, 1635 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #611 Albrecht Durer, German Christopher Columbus Watching Last Night’s Powerball Drawing, 1521 Color on oak panel
MASTERPIECE #592 School of Rembrandt van Rijn, Dutch Little Angels, Big Women — on the Next “Maury!,” 1642 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #583 Nicolas Poussin, French Tonight on “Dateline”: Shocking Preschool Hazing Rituals, 1634 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #169 John Everett Millais, English Coming This Fall to CBS: “Everybody Loves Jesus,” 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #545 Jean-Baptiste van Mour, Flemish-French Tonight on “Top Chef: Istanbul,” 1724 Oil on canvas