MASTERPIECE #1163 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French “Excuse Me, Do You Know What Happened to the Pool Noodle That Was Just Here?,” 1889 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1136 Leon Bonnat, French Arab Cursing Son For Not Picking Up His Damn Legos, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #804 Pelagio Palagi, Italian Newton Discovering His Theory That a Child Playing With Bubbles Tends to Stay Playing With Bubbles, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #575 Raffaello Sanzio, Italian Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah’s Gone, 1504 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #515 Hans Burgkmair the Elder, German God Nailing John the Evangelist With His Super Soaker, 1518 Oil on fir