MASTERPIECE #742 Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish Daniel in the Lions’ Den, Begging for a Pee Break, 1613 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #626 Johann Zoffany, German David With the Head of Goliath (Photo by Annie Leibovitz), 1756 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #619 Gaspari Traversi, Italian Salome Trying to Remember Which Recycling Bin Severed Heads Go Into, 1732 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #556 Francesco Hayez, Italian Samson, Realizing That PETA’s Going to Have His Ass for This One, 1842 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #507 Massimo Stanzione, Italian Judith With the Head of Holofernes (Wondering If She Needs A Lawyer), 1630 Oil on canvas