The New Testament – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #957

El Greco, Spanish

The Baby Jesus Casually Asking If the Myrrh Came With a Gift Receipt, 1619

Oil on canvas

Stefano di Giovanni, Italian

Saint Paul the Anchorite Being Stopped-and-Frisked by Saint Anthony the Great, 1445

Tempera on wood

Sebastiano Ricci, Italian

Angel Telling Saint Peter There Are Donuts in the Prison Kitchen, 1710

Oil on canvas

Robert Campin, Flemish

John the Baptist, About to Pull the Old “Lamb Up the Robe” Gag, 1438

Oil on wood

Joan de Joanes, Spanish

Jesus Flipping the Communion Wafer To See Who Has to Wash the Dishes, 1576

Oil on wood

Barnaba da Modena, Italian

Mary Ending Her “Yoga For Apostles” Class With Namaste, 1377

Egg tempera on wood

Joseph-Marie Vien, French

St. Peter Making a Surprise Appearance at Coachella, 1767

Oil on canvas

Louis-Jean-Francois Lagrenee, French

Virgin Mary’s Tiger Mom Forcing Her to Learn Calculus, 1772

Oil on canvas

Andrea del Castagno, Italian

Apostles at Last Supper, Wondering Where the Hell That Waitress Disappeared To, 1447

Fresco

Abel Grimmer, Flemish

The Flight Into Egypt (By Way of Vermont), 1607

Oil on canvas