Juliusz Kossak, Polish
“There He Is. Right There. That’s the Guy Who Called My Pants ‘Tights,'” 1882
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #2045
Category: The Military
A PRICELESS CLASSIC: 2011
Francesco Beda, Italian
British Admiral Wondering If He’s Got the Nads To Wear White After Labor Day, 1880
Oil on wood panel
MASTERPIECE #1872
Édouard Detaille and Alphonse de Neuville, French
Generous To the End, Corporal Moore’s Dying Words Were “Tic Tac?,” 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1846
Eugène Romain Thirion, French
“Joan of Arc, God Has Chosen You To Lead the Armies of France Against the English. No Offense, But the Truth Is We Needed a Diversity Hire,” 1876
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1801
Edward Poynter, British
Sextus Marcellus Hated When the Roman Army Hired Temps, Because He Always Got Stuck With the Weirdos, 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1780
Paul Delaroche, French
When You’re Halfway Across the Alps and You Realize You Forgot To Pack the Immodium, 1848
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1717
Michele de Napoli, Italian
“Sir, We’ve Confiscated All the Enemy’s Gold, Their Horses, and Their Weapons, But Unfortunately This Is All They Had in the Way of Toilet Paper. Can You Hold It Until We Get Back to Rome?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1691
Charles de Steuben, French
“Okay, Before We Start Marching, By Show of Hands, Who Needs to Use the Restroom?,” 1818
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1611
Anton von Werner, German
Deciding to Screw the Peace Talks and Just Settle Things With a Rap Battle, 1900
Illustration
MASTERPIECE #1354
William Gordon Burn-Murdoch, Scottish
Army Officer Wondering if He’s Been Over-Watering His Helmet, 1891
Oil on canvas