MASTERPIECE #915 Stefano di Giovanni, Italian Saint Paul the Anchorite Being Stopped-and-Frisked by Saint Anthony the Great, 1445 Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #771 Pompeo Batoni, Italian Guard Informing Hercules of Rome’s “No Shirt/No Shoes” Policy, 1784 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #768 Mariotto Albertinelli, Italian Surveillance Footage of Mary’s Insider Trading, 1503 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #657 Juan Carreno de Miranda, Spanish St. Anne Helping Mary Review Her Surrogacy Agreement, 1676 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #641 Willem Drost, Dutch Defendant Enjoying Quiet Moment at Salem Witch Trials, 1655 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #524 Hans Thoma, German The Artist’s Mother, Hoping If She Just Ignores Him, He’ll Give Up and Go to Law School, 1871 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #523 Hans Holbein the Younger, German Jesus Before Pilate, Represented by Gloria Allred, 1523 Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #507 Massimo Stanzione, Italian Judith With the Head of Holofernes (Wondering If She Needs A Lawyer), 1630 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #440 Ludwig Knaus, German Girl Picking Wildflowers (in Violation of State Penal Code Section 206.1(f)), 1857 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #262 Meister des Ursulazyklus, German The Tooth Fairy, Running Down List of Legal Disclaimers, 1498 Oil on canvas