MASTERPIECE #1937 Hermann Baisch, German “Howdy, Ma’am. Did You Call For a Moober?,” 1893 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1885 Arthur Hughes, English “You’d Just Better Hope He Doesn’t Try That Revenge Porn Crap. That’s What Happened To Me,” 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1875 Frans Wilhelm Odelmark, SwedishUnfortunately, Greg Had Failed To Leave Himself Enough Time To Shower After Work. Now He Just Had To Hope His Tinder Date Didn’t Notice, 1880 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1840 Gustave DorĂ©, French “Welcome To the 9th Circle of Hell. Looks Just Like the 8th Circle, But There’s No Vegetarian Dinner Option and the WiFi Sucks,” 1861 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1770 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) Edmund Blair Leighton, English “Oh, Good. Looks Like There’s An Uber Driver Just 117 Years Away,”, 1895 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1722 Herbert James Draper, British “Luckily He’s Perfectly Fine, But I Can’t Believe Amazon Didn’t Send This In Bubble Wrap,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1721 Carl Oesterley, German “I Can’t Believe All Three of Us Wore Brown and Blue. Guys, Do Me a Favor and Text Me Before You Get Dressed Tomorrow,” 1833 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1720 Robert T. Barrett, American “Covfefe. C-O-V-F-I… No, Wait… C-O-V-E-F-… I’m Sorry. Can You Please Use It in an Unintelligible Partial Tweet?,” 1949 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1718 Carl Julius Milde, German Pastor Johann Rautenberg and Family, the Day Their WiFi Went Down, 1833 Watercolor on paper