MASTERPIECE #1454 Christen Dalsgaard, Danish Woman Wondering When Those Damn Clogs She Ordered From Zappos Are Going to Show Up, 1879 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1366 Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch “Can You Help Me Get Dressed? Walmart Only Gives 24 Hours Maternity Leave,” 1868 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1353 Valentin de Boulogne, French Jesus Scoring the Last Coffee Table at Macy’s Black Friday Furniture Sale, 1618 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1334 Vasily Maximov, Russian Father Suddenly Realizing He Left the Other Kid Back in the Shopping Cart, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1328 Axel Hjalmar Ender, Norwegian Women Unwrapping Wheel of Gouda They Ordered From Amazon, 1883 Oil on board
MASTERPIECE #1291 Jules Tavernier, French “Yes, I’m Well Aware We’re Low on Dog Food, Thank You,” 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1158 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Roman Slave Going For Half-Price Because She Forgot Deodorant, 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1152 Charles Allston Collins, British Traveling Salesman Pushing”Fifty Shades of Grey” Tie-In Merchandise, 1850 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1128 Jules-Adolphe Breton, French Woman Wishing Her Damn Rake Had Come With Instructions, 1859 Oil on canvas