A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2010) Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German World’s First Drive-Thru Adoption Agency, 1858 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1849 Émile Pierre Metzmacher, French Toddler Demonstrating the Hot Toy for Christmas 1877: Fisher-Price’s “My First Child Safety Hazard”™, 1878 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1832 Charles West Cope, British “Forsooth, It Truly Is a Black Friday, M’Lord. I’ve Tried Three Different Best Buys, and They’re All Out of 4K TV’s,” 1872 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1770 Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish Study of a Nude Wondering What Zappos’ Return Policy Is, 1843 Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS CLASSIC (2015) Horace Vernet, French Trying to Decide Where to Put the Starbucks, 1827 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1736 Artist Unknown, Lower Bavarian Jesus Making a Sale at His Medical Marijuana Dispensary, 1838 Fresco
MASTERPIECE #1731 Ferdinand Bol, Dutch“Happy Father’s Day! I Know You Wanted One of Those Echo Personal Assistants, But This Was the Closest Thing They Had,” 1646 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1722 Herbert James Draper, British “Luckily He’s Perfectly Fine, But I Can’t Believe Amazon Didn’t Send This In Bubble Wrap,” 1900 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1714 Ludwig August Most, Polish “So I’m Halfway Through Building It When I Realize It’s Missing Parts. That’s the Last Time I Buy a Wagon Wheel From IKEA,” 1830 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1706 Eugénie Servières, French“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855 Oil on canvas