MASTERPIECE #993 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Before the Pill, Before the Condom, There Was…the Fence, 1859 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #989 Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian Jack and Jill, Unaware That Housekeeping’s Not Done With Their Motel Room, 1858 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #958 Pietro Saltini, Italian Enjoying Grandpa’s Annual R-Rated Nativity Puppet Show, 1863 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #934 Frans Hals, Dutch Saint John the Evangelist, Really Wishing The Renters Would Oil Their Bedsprings, 1625 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #922 Jean-Léon Gérôme, French Napoleon, Visibly Excited By The Thought of Conquering Egypt, 1863 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #900 Unknown Syrian Artist Ancient Parable of the Hare and the Elephant Fighting Over a Condom, 1354 Paper
MASTERPIECE #876 Sir John Everett Millais, English Couple Hoping to Rekindle the Magic With “Fifty Shades of Grey,” 1874 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #817 Alessandro Longhi, Italian Gentleman Completely Misunderstanding What Girlfriend Meant By “No Glove, No Love,” 1780 Oil on canvas