Otto Goldmann, German
Friends Playing Game of “Spin the Samovar,” 1887
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1341
Category: Sex
MASTERPIECE #1306
Firs Zhuravlev, Russian
“First the Minister’s Late, Then the Chicken Piccata is Inedible, and Now I’ve Got to Consummate This Stupid Thing?,” 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1236
Willard Metcalf, American
“Gemini: You’ll Enjoy an Unexpected Financial Windfall and Some Freaky Stuff in the Sack,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1213
Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss
Trying Unsuccessfully to Ignore the Fact the Reverend Clearly Has Wood, 1882
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1197
Vladimir Makovsky, Russian
Husband Considering Wife’s Formal Request for Sex, 1876
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1152
Charles Allston Collins, British
Traveling Salesman Pushing”Fifty Shades of Grey” Tie-In Merchandise, 1850
Oil on canvas
FROM THE ARCHIVES: MASTERPIECE #123
Pedro Americo, Brazilian
Happy Valentine’s Day from Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, 1879
Happy Valentine’s Day from Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, 1879
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1078
Eugene de Blaas, Italian
Bridesmaid at the Clooney Wedding Throwing Her Panties at the Groom, 1873
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1028
Frederic Leighton, English
Leaked Screen Shot from Grim Reaper Sex Tape, 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1002
Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg, Danish
The Other Shocking Sex Scene on “Game of Thrones” Last Night, 1813
Oil on canvas