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MASTERPIECE #1706

Eugénie Servières, French

“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855

Oil on canvas

Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German

“Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819

Oil on canvas

Louis-Philippe Crépin, French

King Louis XIII Leading His Court’s Mandatory Sexual Harassment Training, 1814

Oil on canvas

Joakim Skovgaard, Danish

“I Know You Think Adam Is Cheating On You, Eve, But I Kind of Believe Him When He Says There’s No One Else,” 1909

Oil on canvas

Remy Cogghe, Belgian

“I Guess Seeing the New ‘Fifty Shades’ Movie Last Night Gave Them a Few Ideas,” 1908

Oil on canvas

Hans Thoma, German

After Four Babies in Five Years, It Was Decided That Lancelot Would Start Wearing Protection, 1904

Oil on cardboard

Eugene de Blaas, Italian

“Just So You Know, I Hear He’s Into Weird Foot Stuff. But Hey, If That’s Not a Dealbreaker For You…,” 1898

Oil on canvas

Jean-Honoré Fragonard, French

“Hey — Watch It, Donald. You’re Never Going to Get Anywhere in This World if You Treat Women Like That,” 1760

Oil on canvas

Romanoz Gvelesiani, Georgian

Mr. August on the 2016 Sexiest Rug Merchants of Kazakhstan Calendar, 1883

Oil on canvas