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MASTERPIECE #1824

Johann Peter Hasenclever, German

Brad’s Once-Promising Legal Career Was Hampered By His Tendency To Get Aroused By Public Speaking, 1840

Oil on canvas

Emanuel Gottlieb Leutze, German-American

King Henry VIII Pulling a Harvey Weinstein, 1846

Oil on canvas

Giuseppe Bezzuoli, Italian

Just To Be Safe, Whenever She Read Erotic Fiction, Julia Would Periodically Check Her Pulse Rate, 1843

Oil on canvas

Jean Béraud, French

Twerkin’ It On The Seine, 1879

Oil on canvas

Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch

“My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard,” 1840

Oil on panel

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine’s Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840

Oil on canvas

Adriaan Wulffaert, Dutch

“Have Fun Tonight Honey, But Remember the Rule: No Sex Tape Until the Third Date,” 1838

Oil on panel

John William Waterhouse, British

“Ohhh, I Get It, Odysseus. You’re Into the Whole “50 Shades” Bondage Thing. We Can Work With That, Right Girls?,” 1891

Oil on canvas

Eugénie Servières, French

“No Lancelot, I Can Not ‘Score You a Couple Condoms.’ But the CVS in South Camelot Is Open 24 Hours,” Before 1855

Oil on canvas

Johann Heinrich Wilhelm Tischbein, German

“Okay, I Get It — You’re Upset That I Cheated on You With Your Best Friend. But Let’s Not Let It Ruin Our Anniversary,” 1819

Oil on canvas