Moritz Stifter, Austrian
“Yeah Thanks, Miss, But I Already Know How Babies Are Made. Can I Just Have My Sausage Please?,” 1889
Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2298
Category: Sex
MASTERPIECE #2296
William Powell Frith, English
“Hey, Good-Lookin’ — Can I Interest You in a One-Knight Stand? Get It? Because I’m a Knight? . . . Hello?,” 1868
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2267
René-Xavier Prinet, French
Playing Bach’s Sonata For Violin, Piano, and Condom, 1901
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2263
Émile Friant, French
People Magazine’s Sexiest Painter Alive 1898: Edgar Degas-sling, 1905
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2236
John Trumbull, American
“Here Are My Travel Expenses For the War, Gentlemen. Don’t Worry About the Pay-Per-View Movie ‘Oval Office Orgy 3.’ I’ll Cover That Myself,” 1824
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2147
Jean-Léon Gérôme, French
“I’m Afraid You’re a Bit Early, Mr. Kraft. Our Appointment Isn’t Until 4,” 1859
Oil on canvas
A PRICELESS HALLOWEEN CLASSIC (2014)
Thomas Eakins, American
Aunt Dorothy Sewing the Thong For Her Naughty Nurse Costume, 1877
Watercolor on paper
MASTERPIECE #1855
Franz Leo Ruben, German
After Yet Another Rejection, Raoul Realized He Needed a Better Pick-Up Line Than “Hey Baby, Let Me Give You My Crabs,” 1878
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1838
Julius Arthur Thiele, German
“Hey, Look at Us — Three Bucks. Like What I Paid Your Mom Last Night, Blitzen,“ 1874
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1836
Richard Caton Woodville, Sr., American
“Yes! Matt Lauer! I Have Him in My Office’s Inappropriate Sexual Conduct Pool!,” 1848
Oil on canvas